Bathrobe Sailer   © John Palme 1978	 
	       
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1.  It's one o'clock and the tv is off.
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    I sit in my bathrobe and laugh, I laugh.
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    I sit in my bathrobe and laugh.
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    I open the refrigerator door, have my last snack and then
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    my wife appears from inside the bath and says,
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    "Are you ready for bed, for bed"  and says
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    "Are you ready for bed?"


2.	I wipe my face with a fresh washclothe
	and stare in the mirror and floss, I floss.
	I stare in the mirror and floss.
	I open the bedroom door and then, fling my bathrobe aside
	and fall asleep next to my wife,
	but here's what I dream inside, inside.
	Here's what I dream inside.

3.	I'm a sailor fifteen days out at sea
	and I smell like the rotting seaweed, seaweed.
	I smell like the rotting seaweed.
	I go up to the top of the ship, search the horizon and then
	we bring out our dope and put on a keg, 
	cause there's no policeman in sight, in sight.
	There's no policeman in sight.